strictlybecca:

• i mean i dunno if this is an unpopular opinion but i’m with the girl in the pink shorts
• get me drunk and set me up on the beach
• oops big guy covered in blood annnnnnnnd THEME SONG
• and in case you forgot where this show was set
• REMINDER: IT’S HAWAII
• OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD
• OHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD
• what the fuck is this married shit oh my god
• oh my fucking godddddddd
• oh my god i’m literally dyinggggggggggggggggggggggg
• steve is just staring at him like do i even know you
• do i even know the person who you are
• what are you WHAT ARE YOU
• and danny’s all oh yeah by the way I’VE BEEN LIVING IN YOUR HOUSE WHILE YOU’VE BEEN GONE BECAUSE I MISSED YOU AND YOUR ANEURYSM FACE
• WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T LIKE THE DOG
• aks;djflasd;jfklads;fj
• and someone’s died of course
• but nothing matters after this
• nothing nothing at all
• i am surprised that with all these loincloths flying everywhere i have seen no dick
• i mean, yet
• DANNY OMFGGGGGG BLOW HORN I CAN’T OMFGGGGGG DANNY
• DANNY YOU TINY BEAUTIFUL CREATURE
• AND HE TELLS THE OFFICER TO BE CAREFUL WITH IT
• omg yay mamo!!!!!!
• PRODUCT PLACEMENT nbd
• awwwwww kono why are you so adorable i can’tttttttttttt
• CHIN YOU TROLL OMFG
• THE COUSINS CONTINUE TO BE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE
• kono makes him feel dorky and big brothery and chin trolls the hell out ofh im and makes him feel like a little derpy brother
• oh hey gabby!
• omfg steve’s face steve’s face oh my godddddddddddddd
• he’s like yeah fucking right grace was sick
• gabby’s ‘aw shucks’ face is so cute
• YOU DO A THING WHEN YOU LIE
• YOU SQUINT WHEN YOU LIE
• oh my god oh my god
• YOU’RE NEVER HAPPY
• YOU LOVE MEEEEEEE
• YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEE
• HE CALLS HER GRACIEEEEE
• YOU LOVE MEEEE
• OMFG WHAT IS THIS CONVERSATIONNNNNN
• WHAT IS THISSSSSSSS
• IT’S TRUE STEVE HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH OH MY GODDDDDDD
• HE’S JUST DEFENSIVE BECAUSE HE KNOWS GRACIE LOVES YOU BEST
• AND NO ONE CAN COMPARE TO HER UNCLE STEVE
• oh god what explosive is in steve’s hands
• oh my god danny’s just so casual about steve’s absolutely craziness
• danny’s flaily hands, steve casually jumping onto roofs
• i can’t with this episode
• OMFG APOLO OHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• so i don’t know if you guys know this but i love apolo ohno
• hopefully he’s not the worst actor in the world
• OMGGGGG STEVE BEING A CASUAL DOUCHE
• DANNY LEANING CASUALLY AGAINST THE CAR BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW GOOD HIS BOYFRAN IS
• steve is so fucking smugggggggg he knows he’s getting laid for this later oh my god oh my god danny’s so proud of his boyfran for being a douchebag 
• danny’s hair is completely unaffected by that mask lol
• danny’s always gotta one up steve huh MURDER WEAPON IS THAT A EUPHEMISM
• fingers crossed that apolo ohno isn’t the worst actor ever
• well okay he’s not the worst but that was a little painful
• i love when the team stares meaningfully at each other
• OMFG STEVE’S INTERROGATINGGG HIMMM
• LMAO DANNY BEATS HIM WITH LOGIC AND STEVE STILL CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS
• WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE SPENDING MONEY DANNY
• YOU’RE WILLINGLY SPENDING MONEY ON ME
• ARE YOU FEELING OKAY
• DO YOU FEEL FAINT
• aksld;jfklasdjfasd this entire episode is like a love poem from steve to danny
• …chin what is this magic software you have
• this is not physically possible how do you pull a print off a video camera lens that you don’t even have in front of you oh my god
• WATER aklsd;jfkla;sdf DANNY STATES THE OBVIOUS
• alsdkjfal;sdkjf DANNY’S SWIMMING DANNY’S SWIMMING
• dear god are they like gonna kill him off next episode why are they giving us everything we want
• BOOK ME A TOWELLLLL
• AND THEN STEVE GIVES HIM A SEX SMIRK
• askld;fajskdl;fjasdf THEY ARE SO FUCKING
• THE CAMERA CUTS AWAY BECAUSE THEY START HAVING SEX RIGHT THERE
• PAWRFUHL FRINDS jesus christ alex get a hold of your accent
• kono oh my god you have so many lines your beautiful voice i have missed it
• oh man that was a good shot of danny getting out of the car unf sir unf
• aw cute little mentor moment with steve and kono
• omfggggg steveeeeeeeeeeeeeee stoppit omg
• aklsdjflka;sdf DANNY AND GRACE
• omg gabby’s face this is too cute i can’t
• i can’t
• STEVE OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGG SHOT OF STEVE
• THEY DID NOT JUST GIVE US A SHOT OF STEVE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
• THIS SHOW WANTS TO KILL ME

dear god are they like gonna kill him off next episode why are they giving us everything we want

malwinchester:

Reasons?  Glad you asked:

• Jodi Fucking Mills.  I love this woman.  She’s kick ass, smart, and gives a damn.  Also a very snappy dresser.  That leather jacket was kickin’.
• Dean’s clothing.
• The fact that Elliot Ness was a hunter.  That’s just a fucking cool idea.
• Dean’s hair.
• Elliot’s lady!Bobby.  She was a smart ass and ballsy.  Just kissing Dean like that?  Good job, lady.  Good job.
• Dean’s shoulder holster.
• Sam’s “Kid on Christmas Morning” face after he found that letter from Dean.  He looked so excited and proud in that moment.  Giddy as a school girl.  It was nice to see Sam smile.
• Dean’s everything.
• The bottle of Scotch from Rufus.  Little character things like that make me absolutely LOVE the writers on this show.  They sometimes put in the smallest thing and you know they love these characters.

So in conclusion, I give this episode: